The Beginning

Before I was born, my mom saw a psychic that told her that her youngest would be a writer. Well, every English teacher that I've had can tell you that I'm an awful writer. So, until she went through menopause, I would tell her that she's going to have another kid. And now we're here. Don't tell me that I should write like how I talk; it doesn't work. Read what you want; ignore the rest.